The Agile Pill is here to help you

The Agile Pill is now a reality. We have got the first batch already to our office. Read about it in this introductory blog post.

The pill contains a number of effective substances that will trigger the Agile Mindset within you. Given the right dose, your organisation will not look the same to you ever again. One of the ingredients is Synthetic Courage which will help you stand fast when you get the head wind from the legacy organisation. Another ingredient is TDD (to a 100% RDI) which will boost your development speed and help you fight legacy code.

The pill is a remedy to the following problems:

  • Bureaucracy
  • Slow learning
  • Technical debt
  • Unsatisfied customers
  • Unhappy employees
  • Work overload

Be aware that you should not consume the Agile Pill if you are allergic to any of the following:

  • Critical thinking
  • Personal responsibility
  • The opinions of others
  • Team collaboration
  • Flexible scope
  • Post-it adhesive glue

Also, if you suffer from a severe need of control, please consult an agile expert before taking the Agile Pill.